If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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