I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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