who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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