So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I am mentally ready for anal.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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