4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
