i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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