Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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