Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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