Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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