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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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