Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
