Non-Jews are for practice
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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