Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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