My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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