Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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