can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Girls should come with a carfax report
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
