i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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