so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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