I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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