u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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