My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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