covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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