Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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