It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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