well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
