I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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