More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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