with your own penis?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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