What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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