Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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