Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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