by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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