I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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