They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize