Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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