i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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