No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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