Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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