I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
