How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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