I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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