Duck Duck Cougar?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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