Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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