Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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