i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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