I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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