If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize