Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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