If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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