To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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