I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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