drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
smell my finger.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Are my feet made of real feet?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
