Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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