puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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