Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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