I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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